I'm not doing it.

anaeolist:

this post is perfection

archofroses:

me at 3pm every day

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

alargebeardedman:

amporafest:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone

"Turlough doesn’t see Adric at dinner, but he hears awful things. The worst part is that he can very easily believe what he hears. So he races to the showers as soon as he can get away and what he hears is true. Adric is at the furthest corner, pinned down and naked. For the first time since he first arrived, the kid is crying – and this time, he’s full on sobbing." I WROTE A THING AND I REGRET IT

littlemercury:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Stop making me want to write the evil Eleven-is-a-dick-and-abandons-Adric-at-Brendan AU. STOP IT. I have too much to write already.

WRITE IT.

gang0fwolves:

I love my skin!

Im gonna cry :’)..

K-9 HEADS OFF AT WHAT PASSES FOR TOP SPEED.
Douglas Adams, stage direction from the unaired script for Shada. (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

canadad:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition